Oz

outonalimerick:

The fabulous wizard of Oz

Retired from business becoz

What with up-to-date science

To most of his clients

He wasn’t the wiz that he woz

Creative writing homework - Allowed topics: art, parents, intimacy, or God

yawsiht:

There once was a man with a beard
Who did not his ideas like sneered
When he made the giraffe
All the people who laughed
Unanimously disappeared

(Source: dashaboard)

Lamerick

poorphraser:

A Republican chap called Santorum

during a political forum

set his bigoted sights

to reduce women’s rights

and as for the gays, he’s not for ‘em

(via mikefrawley)

I Wonder If IKEA Has Something.

365limerickproject:

An unfortunate fellow named Weeks

Has an ass with to many cheeks

He likes having three,

But the problem, you see

Is the comfortable chair he seeks.

.

Bill Warriner         3/18/2012

Word Travels Fast

bethnyland:

Day 66 prompt: lots & lots & lots 

(a limerick)

On Twitter your posts are confined

To one-forty-character lines

Through retweets and replies

These short notes can fly

To millions of eyes in no time

ahoy-mycroft:

The Captain has turned on the signs

So stow away bags of all kinds

Make sure your tray

Is folded away

And your seat back no longer reclines.

(Source: moriarchie)

March 2nd

limericksforlear:

Have you ever consumed a mince pie?

I would urge all of you not to try

For you’ll soon start to bloat

And feel bile in your throat

And the terrible sense that you’ll die

A Limerick

wild-kelso:

My best friend was angry at Jack

So she gave him a terrible smack.

He yelled out in pain

At the angry young dame

So she gave him an eye that was black.

February 26th

limericksforlear:

I once met an eloquent cat

Who could talk about this, about that

He would lecture for hours

On fish, fleas and flowers

But would screech if he noticed a rat